Grattis Charles!

Charles Lutwidge Dodgson

27 januari 1832 - 14 januari 1898

 Charles skrev sina böcker under pseudonymen Lewis Carroll - mest känd är han för sin bok Alice i Underlandet. Den finns i flera utgåvor, med olika illustratörer på Gutenberg. Har du bara tid, eller lust att titta på en av dem, rekommenderar jag originalet med Charles egna illustrationer. Den som heter "Alice Adventures Under Ground".

Vi nutidsmänniskor med vår perversa fantasi har placerat in Charles i pedofilfacket eftersom han lämnade efter sig otaliga foton av lätt klädda barn. Men den sortens bilder tycks ha varit på modet i fotografins bardom, många andra fotografer tog liknande bilder. Och dagens forskare har rentvått honom från de misstankarna.

Har du inte läst hans verser, ofta nonsensvers, har du något roligt kvar.

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YOU ARE OLD, FATHER WILLIAM

You are old, father William," the young man said,
"And your hair has become very white;
And yet you incessantly stand on your head --
Do you think, at your age, it is right?"

"In my youth," father William replied to his son,
"I feared it would injure the brain;
But now that I'm perfectly sure I have none,
Why, I do it again and again."

"You are old," said the youth, "as I mentioned before,
And have grown most uncommonly fat;
Yet you turned a back-somersault in at the door --
Pray, what is the reason of that?"

"In my youth," said the sage, as he shook his grey locks,
"I kept all my limbs very supple
By the use of this ointment -- one shilling the box --
Allow me to sell you a couple."

"You are old," said the youth, "and your jaws are too weak
For anything tougher than suet;
Yet you finished the goose, with the bones and the beak --
Pray, how did you manage to do it?"

"In my youth," said his father, "I took to the law,
And argued each case with my wife;
And the muscular strength, which it gave to my jaw,
Has lasted the rest of my life."

"You are old," said the youth; one would hardly suppose
That your eye was as steady as ever;
Yet you balanced an eel on the end of your nose --
What made you so awfully clever?"

"I have answered three questions, and that is enough,"
Said his father; "don't give yourself airs!
Do you think I can listen all day to such stuff?
Be off, or I'll kick you down stairs!"