WE WONDER
If gardeners beat around the bush
If things could be squared at a round-table conference
If April fools steal a March
If lawyers work with will
If truthful people lie in bed
If fast colours do not run
If a first violin ever plays second fiddle
If all-round men go straight
If dressmakers ever get pins and needles
If the hairdresser rules the waves
If a nation can stand on its feet without arms
If a man of grit gets in the public eye
If the Minister of Transport will mend his bad "ways"
If stockbrookers get below par
If page-boys grow into bookkeepers
If the stamp collector sticks to his job
If composers face the music
If we can pass a by-pass
If silversmiths look on the bright side
If roadmen cut the ground from under their feet
If people travel to make their money go a long way
